Any NJ Road is bound to be a nightmare...

.....especially if it tries to engulf your SUV. What a horrible night to have a curse!

"The sea was angry that day my friends,

....like an old man trying to send back soup at the deli."

A very toxic soup like this gentleman found out....

"it doesn't taste  great"

I have to give it to Tucker, he hung in there.  Though if science taught me correctly, since the substance was of a toxic  nature, it is only a matter of time till he develops a superpower of some sort. 

 

How Animals reacted to Yesterday's Earthquake

The different reactions to the Earthquake from the animals in the DC zoo.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/how-13-zoo-animals-reacted-during-the-earthquake-i

Dreamy Ryan Gosling Breaks up Fight

An amateur video was captured of a fight in the St Mark section of Manhattan. It all started when,( ahh who gives a shit? ).....Who but dreamy Notebook star, Ryan Gosling to diffuse the situation..

" As a number of other people try to tear two quarrelling men apart, Gosling suddenly appears and walks toward the altercation on 8th Street in the East Village. He drops his belongings on the street and manages to separate the two men while trying to peacefully play referee"

And with half a hug, Ryan Gosling was able to stop a fight. Half a hug.... Who knows what a whole hug may cure or solve:

• The Trillion Dollar National Debt
• Most, if not all types of cancer
• World Hunger

No wonder why New York City pizza is so good....AND AWESOME

It's all in the WATER!!!

"The city's Department of Environmental Protection drew samples from three upstate watersheds between March and December last year and analyzed them for 72 compounds, including antibiotics and prescription drugs..."

"The DEP said the tests detected 14 drugs and personal care products at least once..."

No wonder why my body does go through a range of emotional/physiological changes whenever I drink the tap water and consume a New York City slice...

It's a tough time for everyone, even Superheroes!!!

Superheroes, usually the ones fighting crime, sometimes find themselves on the other side of the law. Take this instance where a man dressed up like a Ninja Turtle robbed a Wendy's:

http://guyism.com/humor/ninja-turtle-robs-a-wendys-in-wisconsin.html

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"Police say that a man clad in a mask like the one pictured left held up the Wendy’s last week.According to the police report, two men were responsible for the robbery with one dressed up in the aforementioned Ninja Turtle attire along with a very un-turtlelike blue sweatshirt"

It would have been funnier had it been a Pizza Hut or Papa John's.


We even find Spiderman in on the action:


"...The man who aimed the gun at the clerk was wearing the Spider-Man mask. The other robber can be seen wearing a blue mask in the video..."


J Jonah Jameson always said that Spiderman was a menace..

I guess I shouldn't be surprised if I see in the headlines a guy dressed up as Green Lantern robbing a Home Depot or someone in a Captain America get-up embezzling funds out of a non-profit organization..